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The other day I went to a strip bar with a couple of guys.  One of the guys gets into his wallet and flashes a $10 bill at one of the dancers. When she came over to our table, he licked the bill and...

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A man named Mike went over to his friend's house and rang the bell. His friend's wife, Nora, answered the door. "Hi, is Tony home?" he asked her. "No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I...

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There was a woman who absolutely loved the music of Billy Joel and Paul McCartney.  She loved them so much she decided to have their images tattooed on her body.  She went to a tattoo parlor...

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